Last night a brazen criminal hijacked a truck full of Red Bull. The hijacker pulled off this theft in full view of people entering the War Room bar as they gathered for a party.


Local resident Tricky Classito was seen running after the truck yelling for the thief to 'bring back my Red Bull!'
Sen Zaurak who was attending the party gave chase in a SenCorp vehicle. The thief had no regard for pedestrians or property as she sped through the streets of the city.

Laughing and swerving wildly the thief tried to jump the truck from a hill, loosing control and smashing into the church. Bar patrons piled out of the bar to see what was going on as Sen Zaurak made his way into the wrecked church to find the driver.














As Mr. Zaurak disappeared into the church witnesses saw sparks and then smoke coming from the wreckage of the truck. Soon flames could be seen lapping at the walls of the church trapping Mr. Zaurak and the unknown thief inside.

Dream Destiny and emergency workers scrambled to get the fire under control and to bring out the two people trapped in the building. Eventually Mr. Zaurak and the thief were pulled free but the fire had already spread to the nearby porn studio. Despite the diligent efforts of the fire department, the church and the porn studio were a total loss.

Mr. Zaurak sustained severe injuries in his rescue of the truck thief but was able to make his way on is own to a medical facility for treatment. The thief was whisked away to the hospital for treatment to injuries sustained during the crash. As of now the identity of the thief is not known. Local officials are being very tight lipped about who this person is. Rumors abound though. One witness speculating it is the work of the same person who burned down the War Room. Others are not so sure, but seem to think it might be a local resident.

No explanation has been given as to why this was done. But police have the thief in custody and are working diligently to piece together events.

Pandora's Box Circus and Carnival filled the streets of Sen City! Carnival rides, Midway games and sideshow freaks! Lots of sideshow freaks! The festivities were used to usher in the grand opening of the newly built women's shelter aptly named 'Set Me Free', and to show off the Fire Department.

The weekend started with a dance party at the Fire Department where the foam machine was used to provide extra ambiance to the dance floor! The wet t-shirt contest proved to be a crowd favorite with the local ladies showing off their assets for a good cause.

Following the party at the fire station was another gathering to celebrate the opening of Sen City's women's shelter 'Set Me Free'.






























A bird in a guilded cage waited patiently for patrons to set her free. For a small donation to the 'Set Me Free' shelter party goers were able to release the bird and allow her to fly free of the shelter of the cage and start a new life. This is the goal of the women's shelter. It's a place of safety and comfort for women who have been abused or addicted to drugs. It gives them a chance to rebuild their lives for a better future.































No circus would be complete without clowns! And this weekend Sen City was filled to overflowing with them. From the average funny clown with the big red nose, to this lovely specimen, an evil harlequin clown. It is the writers opinion that clowns are evil and should never be allowed out side of the freak show.

However, once again it was a resounding success. The citizens of Sen City were entertained and SenCorp has again shown it supports and cares for the people of the city.

Fire engulfed an abandoned building in Sen City today. Witnesses reported seeing a flash then smoke coming from the abandoned building across the street from the city's coffee shop the Neon Flamingo.

Calls flooded the 911 line and the fire department responded quickly. The fire spread rapidly throughout the empty building, fully engulfing it despite the best efforts of the fire crews to bring the blaze under control.



As the fire grew in intensity it became extremely dangerous for firefighters to enter the building, and they were forced to try to contain the blaze from the outside until it was safer to enter the building.




Fire personnel were moving spectators further back from the fire to try to keep them from danger. However, as usual there are always a few in the crowd who want to get closer. One spectator was seen to have a camera and appeared to be filming the entire thing refusing to move to safety. When questioned later the man, who said his name was Ollie, said he was a film maker and would be using this footage in future movies.







At one point the fire was so intense that pieces of walls crumbled and collapsed onto the street. Fire crews were pulled back briefly to minimize the danger to the firefighters. The gathering crowd speculated amongst themselves about the cause of the fire, and why it seemed to be burning so hotly. As far as anyone knew the building had no current tenant and was empty.













Fire Chief Mendle called for multiple fire engines for help in bringing the blaze under control. Sen City's fire fighters did a wonderful job in keeping the fire from spreading to nearby buildings. For which everyone is very grateful.




As fire crews were able to control the fire, they were finally able to make their way inside to continue the battle. Even though the structure was not stable they ignored the danger to themselves and continued their valiant effort to put out the flames.

















With the fire slowly being put out, a gruesome discovery was made. A body was discovered on the bottom floor of the building. According to reports the body was so badly burned it was unrecognizable. An autopsy will be scheduled to determine how the victim died. Since a body was discovered the investigation into the fire takes a new direction. Was the victim killed by the fire? Or was he a victim of foul play and the fire was set to cover up the death?








Spectators were shocked to hear that there had been someone inside. Questions were rampant as to who it could be. It is well known that the homeless sometimes seek shelter in empty buildings. Some of the people gathered were suggesting that this may be the case with the victim. But if that is the case why did the victim not run from the building when the fire started. This is just one of many questions fire and police investigators will need to answer to solve this mystery.

There was much fun and frivolity at the War Room last night during Sen City's Christmas In July celebration. Last nights party was a benefit for Sen City's outreach programs. Money was raised in a variety of ways but the most popular by far was the 'auction' of some of Sen City's residence. Volunteers for the auction agreed to a day of service for whoever bought them. Bidding was fast and furious in the hours leading up to the close of the auction, but the last few minutes saw a mad dash to get in the highest bid on the volunteers. At the end of the bidding, when the dust settled there was much laughing and good natured ribbing of the newly auctioned. Many ideas were thrown out as to how the new 'owners' should use their newly acquired servants. It should be interesting to follow up with those that got the highest bid, to find out how they used their day of service.

After the auction the music was cranked up and those in the club made their way to the dance floor. Since the theme of the party was Christmas In July patrons were dressed in their finest or naughtiest Christmas attire. The gents had a sexy Santa contest. Where votes were cast for a favorite Sexy Santa. And for the ladies there was a naughty elf contest, we can all guess how the ladies dressed for this! After votes were tallied awards were given to the favorites with additional monies going to Sen City charities.


The longer the evening went the more the alcohol flowed, and the more relaxed the party goers became. Some of them getting a bit more loose than others! All in all the fund raising was a huge success. Early estimates bring the money raised to a total of 22 thousand to be used for various outreach programs. The organizers of last nights event would like to thank all those who participated. As always the residents of Sen City showed their hearts are always in the right spot. Helping those less fortunate.

BREAKING NEWS!

According to a press release from the Sen City Fire Department, a SenCorp drone crashed within the city limits sometime this morning after a scheduled flight.

Luckily the drone landed in the street near the Fire Department without damaging any of the surrounding buildings.

The small fire that erupted in the wreckage was quickly put out by SC's finest.

Sen Corp is investigating the cause of the crash, but it is safe to say that the drone is a write-off.

However, we at the Sen City Examiner wonder what exactly this drone was doing flying above the city and what is next with SenCorp?

The Sen Corp chopper flies low over the East end of the Mexico gulf, the strong winds and heavy rain tattering against the glass. Sen removes his handheld from his harness and pulls up the data. Looking it over as he scrolls through before hitting the headset com.


"It's the cyclone is moving t0o slow, see if we can direct the energy to speed it up. The news reports will say it is 3 hours out of forecast" He pauses for a moment, "I want the eye to just miss the border between Louisiana and Mississippi, then turn due west to Texas." He listens for a moment as the people on the other end speak to him, looking down at the data and shakes his head. "The cyclone is just the precursor. Listen closely because this is what we will test next."


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BREAKING NEWS!
Ace Congrejo's severed head was found in the Sen City Fire Department in a SenCorp container. Chief Martijn Mendle has offered no information on why it was hidden in the Fire Department and to the Sen City Examiner it looks rather suspicious considering his rocky relationship with the Mayoral candidate.

In addition, painted in dripping blood on the exterior of the SCFD was "Murderer" as well as painted on SenCorp and Sen Zaurak's office in the War Room club.

Does someone know what has transpired and is pointing a finger at the culprits? We will find out as this story progresses but it appears Mendle and Zaurak will be headed to Death Row in the very near future.

Facts are being checked on this incredible story! Check back for full report!

Some pictures have been released and this event just gets more twisted! Dream Destiny is behind the bar with marauder and pillager, Attila the Hun. Strange but true!

Tragedy struck again in Sen City, only a day after the "event" in the War Room (story to follow after all facts are gathered). An apparent arsonist set the library ablaze using Mayoral candidate Tempest Turbo's campaign poster as the kindling to start the fire.

Fire Chief Martijn Mendle and his crew rushed to the scene when War Room manager Dream Destiny called 911. Arriving within minutes, the fire department discovered the rare book stacks and library Customer Service counter consumed in flames. Within 20 minutes they SCFD contained the fire.


The fire is under investigation by the SCFD and Mendle believes there are no connections to earlier fires since
this fire has a completely different MO. There are no suspects at the time.

The fire was discovered by Destiny when she walked to the library to return some books that were overdue.

She stated that "There was a guy in a wolf suit wandering around the library, but he is an innocent bystander. The thing is, who doesn't have a reason to set the fire: Ms. Turbo is not well liked; in fact, most people pretty much hate her."

We attempted to speak to Turbo but her hospital room is heavily guarded by police after the incident in the War Room the previous evening.

The library is closed indefinitely until the damage is assessed.

It has been reported that Tempest Turbo-Candidate for Sen City mayor-is being treated for some kind of injury by Kay Balut, Chief Medical Officer at the hospital. Rumors have been rampant that this injury is actually a psychotic break and Miss Turbo has lost touch with reality.



Disturbing pictures have now surfaced confirming that the rumors are true, and Miss Turbo has indeed lost her admittedly tenuous grip on the here and now. With the appearance of these alarming pictures pressure seems to be mounting for Miss Turbo to withdraw her candidacy for mayor.

With the currant state of affairs in the city, it would be in the best interest of all Sentonians if Miss Turbo would quietly withdraw from race to better be able to deal with what are obviously severe mental stability issues.

Recent events underscore the need for a mayor that is in full control of their mental faculties. Miss Turbo's continued involvement in questionable activities and another stint in jail only serve to highlight her fragile mental state.

We can all be grateful to Doctor Kay Balut for her continued efforts in trying to relieve Miss Turbo's mental anxiety. The advanced medical facility made available by SenCorp is also a blessing. Miss Turbo will be able to get the best treatment available to improve her condition. Lets hope she accepts the offer of assistance.



These troubling images clearly show the unstable condition that Miss Turbo is in. Based on the empty liquor bottle next to her, she consumed at least one bottle of alcohol, possibly more. Analysis of the photos show Miss Turbo trying to Feng Shui the treatment room. The purpose of this is still a mystery.