In a strange turn of events, city librarian and Mayoral candidate Tempest Turbo was jailed for apparently attempting to shoot Fire Chief Martijn Mendle. Chief of Police Jenna Foxwell and DA Gabby Martinez witnessed the event when Turbo fired a single shot from an MK23 pistol into the windshield of Mendle's new SUV, shattering the glass with the bullet lodging into a headrest. Fortunately the Fire Chief was outside the vehicle.
Foxwell pepper sprayed the Mayoral candidate who was reported to say, ""HE is trying to kill us all! Don't you get it?"
After the bombing of Turbo Casino and Heart Break Hotel as well as the Sen City Hospital where she was being treated, it has been reported Turbo has been under the care of the hospital’s Chief of Staff, Kay Balut, and she claims to have heard god telling her Elvis has important information to impart to her. Many are questioning what has caused this mental breakdown to an otherwise level-headed Turbo.
To add to this bizarre story, Turbo's personal assistant, Erotica Lefevre, arrived at the police station to speak to her jailed employer only to force Mendle and Foxwell into the jail cell containing Mayoral candidate Ace Congrejo, who was placed under arrest for suspicion of the Sen City bombings. Foxwell is said to have suffered a non-life threatening knife wound by the machete-wielding Lefevre while Mendel’s ego was only bruised.
Soon after Lefevre demanded Congrejo as a hostage, SenCorp founder Sen Zaurak arrived on-the-scene and was forced into the same cell with Mendle and Foxwell. What is strange, however, is that Lefevre, who was only wielding a dagger, soon had Turbo's MK23 in her possession after Zaurak’s arrival and was using it to force her way through the police station using Congrejo as a human shield when Neon Flamingo owner Laur Juran and War Room manager Dream Destiny showed up to rescue Zaurak.
We tried to contact SenCorp’s PR machine and we only received a “We are pursuing this matter further and will not stop until we have Congrejo back. As for Turbo, no comment.” We at the Sen City Examiner have learned Zaurak placed Turbo in a safe house, Mendle's insurance company refused to pay for his claim, Foxwell is recuperating, Juran makes TERRIBLE coffee and Destiny will spread her legs for anyone, so we have heard.
If you have any information regarding Congrejo's whereabouts, please contact SenCorp offices.
It is to be noted that Mz Turbo herself spends quite a bit of time in the cafe partaking of the Best Coffee in Sen City. Mz. Turbo has on several occasions made a nuisance of herself at the cafe becoming unruly and abusive to other customers trying to enjoy a peaceful cup of fresh java.
Miss Juran takes exception to this news article will pursue legal action against Mz Turbo, from whom undoubtedly this so called paper received this packet of lies. And she expects a full retraction printed by this paper.